God Forgives the Bartender Doesn’t
Black / S
$33.00
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God Forgives the Bartender Doesn’t
$33.00
- FREE STANDARD SHIPPING
- Buy 2 shirts get 3rd 20% off
Less than 1% returned shop wide
✓ Easy 30-day returns
✓ Fast Free shipping with tracking
✓ Secure checkout
✓ Premium material
Shipping and Return Policy
Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order — no warehouse leftovers, no soft rock inventory.
Production takes 2–5 business days, then it ships.
U.S. orders usually land in 3–7 business days after they leave the press.
Free shipping (standard) on all US orders.
International? Expect 7–21 business days depending on your country and how long customs wants to hold the package hostage.
You’ll get tracking the second it ships so you can stalk it like the next tour date.
Returns
Changed your mind? Fine.
You’ve got 30 days from delivery to send it back.
It has to be unworn, unwashed, tags still on, and in the original packaging. No exceptions.
You cover return shipping.
Email us first at hopvalleycustoms@outlook.com — we’ll send the return label and instructions. Don’t just throw it in a box and hope. Those disappear into the void.
Damaged or Wrong Item?
Got a misprint, a hole, or the wrong size?
Hit us up immediately with photos. We’ll make it right. No mosh-pit drama required.
Exchanges
Want a different size or design? Return the one you have, then grab the new one once the return clears. Cleanest way to keep the circle pit moving.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Turn the shirt inside out before washing
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with like colors
- Use a mild detergent
- Do not use bleach (only non-chlorine/oxygen bleach if absolutely necessary)
- Do not use fabric softener
- Tumble dry on low heat, or better yet, hang dry
- Iron on low heat inside out only — never iron directly on the print
- Do not dry clean
Care Tips for Longer Life
- Wash inside out every time — this is the #1 thing that protects the print from cracking and fading.
- Cold water + low heat drying keeps the soft hand-feel and minimizes any shrinkage (the 64000 is pre-shrunk, but high heat will still tighten it up a bit).
- Hang drying is ideal if you want the print and fabric to last as long as possible.
- Avoid the dryer when you can — heat is the enemy of both the cotton and the design.
- Don’t overload the washer. Give the shirt room so it doesn’t rub hard against other clothes.
- First wash: It’s normal for some excess ink or residual dye to rinse out. Wash it alone or with darks the first time.
Follow these and your Stage Dive shirt should stay soft and looking solid for a long time.
God forgives. The bartender doesn’t.
This Comfort Colors 1717 features distressed “GOD FORGIVES” lettering over script that reads “the bartender doesn’t.” Soft, garment-dyed heavyweight cotton with that signature lived-in feel and relaxed fit. Built for the ones who know last call is the only judgment that counts.
Settle up. Then pray.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; sewn-in label for authenticity
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